btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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