Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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