Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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