Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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