I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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