I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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