He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Quick, to the slutcave!
zippers are such a cool invention
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize