Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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