Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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