Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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