Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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