ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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