Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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