How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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