we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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