But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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