its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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