A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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