David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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