And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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