none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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