If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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