The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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