i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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