Whoa Z and x make the same sound
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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