Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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