if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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