You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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