Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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