i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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