haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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