My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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