all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
