Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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