wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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