i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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