the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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