A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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