It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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