Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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