she takes plan B like it's going out of style
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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