After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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