after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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