they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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