I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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