so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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