Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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