hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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