Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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