dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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