We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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