i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I need to stop coming to work sober
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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