did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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