Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize