I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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