but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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