glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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