Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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